Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.

Calculus class today, this actually happenedTeacher: And when you multiply the equation by that, you get rid of the x factor
Me: *rapidly looks around room to see if anyone noticed I looked around room*
Students: Um, are you okay?
Me: Sure
Teacher: So you just have to make sure your graphs are all going in one direction
Me: OH MY GOD
Students:
Teacher:
Me:
Students: What
Teacher: What
Me: What

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